red vs blue có nghĩa làDespite sounding unoriginal... The funniest thing on the internet, hands-down. Featuring the greatest character in the history of the world - Private L.L. Church. ExampleChurch: (to Caboose's Mental Church) "First of all, you? You're not Caboose's best friend, okay? You don't have a best friend. You know why? You don't need one! You're Church! Knowing other people just waters down the experience. Live the dream buddy!"red vs blue có nghĩa làThe Greatest thing scince sliced bread. you can never go wrong by watching episode 1-47 in one sitting. and if you think it is the worst thing ever, i will personaly find you and slit your thoat in your sleep. ExampleCaboose: What’s a freelancer?Tucker: Freelancers are independent they’re not red or blue. They’ll fight for who ever have the most money. Caboose: Like a mercenary Tucker: Right. Or like your mom, when the rent is due. Caboose: Oh that’s funny. Tucker: Ya you didn’t think that was to obvious Caboose: No, no not at all it was good. red vs blue có nghĩa làA very poor attempt to make comedy from a game using clones of Master Chief. Horrible acting, here is why: Examplered vs blue was a thrown out idea in Hollywood. Thats where Gus was kicked in the balls by a thug because he started to attack the manager viciously.o.o red vs blue có nghĩa làAn absurdly overrated and morbidly dull and boring web show. Watched mostly by obsessive fanboys/girls Examplez0mG red vs blue iz teh b3st fukin sh0w eva b1ch!!!!!11!11red vs blue có nghĩa làA wholly unfunny, unoriginal, and retarded piece of flaming shit made by a couple of douchebags who lounge around all day with their shitloads of cash that they get from stupid fans that think they care at all about them instead of actually making the 5 minute pieces of said flaming shit. Srsly now they only just reached 100 episodes after running it since 2004, what the fuck. It was kind of funny at first but that was fucked up when they decided to make a ludicrously stupid story that came to a "we couldnt finish what we started" kind of gay ending. The forums were pretty good too till they got fucked up by the flood of stupid Galo 2 mainstream fanboys and the moderators became Tyrannical fucks. ExampleNormal person: Hey lets go do something outside.C@b0os3F@n36: Fuck that I need to sit on Red vs Blue so I can wait for the next episode that I paid $10 to get one day earlier. LOL Donut said something gay and Church is being a dick HAHAHHAHAHALOL. red vs blue có nghĩa làThe best online show ever! Its so funny, I watch it almost everyday. Caboose, is so cool. If you haven't seen it, I suggest you do before deathstorm a.k.a Sarge comes and slits your throat! And your should buy the second season DVD, because it has Caboose tell you what happend in the last season...and of course its completely wrong! ExampleCaboose: " Sargent, look... a sleeping person!"Sarge : "What? Oh macaroon, he's not sleeping son, he's dead." Caboose :" Oh good, at first... I thought that was me... Because, I am blue and I like to sleep. But if he is dead, that can not be me... that would be silly." Caboose :" It must be nap time. But who has nap time now? Nap time comes before pants time, not after... I think these people are just making up times!" red vs blue có nghĩa làA web series in which XBox's Halo game sequences are recorded and voiced over as a sitcom. ExampleTejas! Tejas!The Puma. Is this Blue Command? Oh, yeah, man! Sure! Totally! What's going on? You sure? The Blue Command Base? Hey dude, take it easy. You called me. I didn't call youuuuu.... red vs blue có nghĩa làThe funniest freakin thing on the net. Pay no attention to Gio as he is probably a mofo and douchebag who is to much of a n00b to understand it. ExampleSimmons: Why warthog, sir?Sarge: Cause, M12LRV is to hard to say in conversation, son. Grif: Yeah, but why warhog? I think it looks more like a giant cat. Like a puma. Sarge: And what in sam hell is a puma? Simmons: You mean like the shoe company? Grif: No, I mean like a puma. It's a giant cat. Sarge: Youre making that up. red vs blue có nghĩa là^go eat your steroids douchebag Examplered vs blue is better than pie, and pie is really fucken good!red vs blue có nghĩa làFunniest thing in existence. ExampleFrom Episode 4 of Red Vs Blue, funniest quote IMO.Church: Ya, I'll let 'cha in on a little secret. I've ah, I've actually got a girl back home. Tucker: Oh ya? Girlfriend or wife? Church: No, man, she's just my girlfriend. You know, we were gonna get married, but I got shipped out, and, ah, you know how it works. Tucker: Oh, well, are you gonna marry her when you get back? Caboose: I'm not gonna get married. My dad always said, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Church: Hey rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow? Tucker: Naw, I think he just called her a slut. Church: I'll tell you what noob, I could sit out here and listen to you insult my girlfriend all day long, but as it turns out, I've got an a much more important job for you to do. Caboose: Great... Church: See, we got this General.. Tucker: Right, the General guy. Church: Who likes to come by, and make random inspections of bases. So what I'm gonna have you do, is I'm gonna have you go in the base, and stand right next to the flag at attention. Just incase he decides to come by. Caboose: When is he stopping by? Tucker: We never know, could be today, could be a week from now. Caboose: You want me to stand at attention for a week? Church: You know, you don't sound very grateful. This is the most important job at the whole base. You're gonna be right there with the flag. Caboose: What's so important about the flag? Church: Oh come on, don't they teach you guys anything at training? Caboose: They didn't tell us anything about a flag. Why is it so important? Church: Because it's the flag. Man you know the it's the flag. Tucker, you tell him why the flag is so important. Tucker: Well it's-it's complicated. Its blue, we're blue. Church: It's just important, okay? Trust us. So when the general comes by, the first thing he's gonna want to do is inspect the flag. Tucker: Right.. Church: So just go in there you know faraway from us and wait for him. Caboose: How will I know when I see him? Tucker: There's only three of us out here, rookie, he's the one new guy that doesn't look like one of us. Church: Now get in there and don't come out. Man, that guy is dumber then you are. Tucker: You mean, he's dumber than you are. Church: Wow, Tucker, that was a great comeback Caboose: Uhh.. Mr. Church sir! Church: Oh my god. WHAT? Tucker I swear I'm gonna kill him. Caboose: Sorry a-about calling your girlfriend a slut. Church: ROOKIE! SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP, YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY GET IN THERE! Tucker: Hah hah hah ha Church: Tucker, are you laughing at me? Donut: Excuse me, sir. Can I ask you a question? Church: Dear God in Heaven, rookie, if I turn around and you are not inside... I- I can't be held responsible for what I'm gonna do to you. Donut: What did I do? Church: One... Donut: Aw.. give me a break. Church: Two.. Donut: Fine! |